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Curve Magazine is having a fun little contest in which they are letting their readers decide one and for all who the funniest lesbian comedian is.

I recently wrote an article on Tamale for the upcoming issue. She’s a fashionable lesbian comedian whose performance credits include gender bending, fire dancing, American Tribal belly dancing and, of course, comedy.

Other notable names up for the honor include Ellen, Kate Clinton, Judy Gold, Sabrina Mathews, Elvira Kurt, Rosie, Lilly Tomlin, Suzanne Westenhoefer and a slew of others. You can visit Curve’s website to vote for your favorite.

As for my favorite, I’m not sure. I love me some Ellen. I could listen to her for hours because she just has that quality where she can make you laugh without even trying. And of course I think Lilly Tomlin is hilarious, especially in movie roles. But I also think Suzanne Westenhoefer’s stand-up is pure, stomach-soreness, laugh-till-you-cry, good, clean fun.

Here’s a recent Q&A article with Suzanne from Planet Out:

Is there truth to the saying, “Do what you love and the money will follow?”
There is no truth to the “Do what you love, money will follow” myth. I have made money doing things I hate, and I never get paid for doing what I really love: Laundry. I think it should be, “Do what everyone says you are good at and expect limited funds.” or even “Do what you love and probably get a rash.”

What is your worst habit around finances?
I spend on lap dances for others. This is not a joke. I have to stop.

Are there economic advantages to being a bottom?
Being a bottom means never having to ask where the checkbook is. You are usually lying on it.

What was your big financial break in comedy?
I won $25 the first time I did stand-up.

What was the most miserable “service” job you ever did to subsidize your income?
I love all service jobs. I am a co-dependent, pleaser bottom. I could not, however, do anything that was messy. Like gutting fish … first thing that came to mind.

What’s the best money lesson learned from a romantic encounter?
Never share.

Is The Dinah weekend worth the buck?
The Dinah Shore weekend is totally worth the money IF you get laid, meet a partner or get to see me. Some of you will be able to do all three, and actually be owed money at the end of the weekend.

More about Suzanne Westenhoefer
Fearless, bold, unapologetic, and “freaking hilarious” best describes Comedian Suzanne Westenhoefer. She’s made a career out of telling the truth: Life is funny and no one is off-limits. From her mom’s last will and testament to her dog’s embarrassing discovery, Suzanne shares stories that leave audiences in stitches.

Her comedy special and documentary, “A Bottom on Top,” aired on LOGO Television in fall 2007. It will be available on DVD on March 18, 2008.

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